[He looks amused but confused until she starts asking questions.] You... must have signed up someone that I got matched with.
[He smiles, and this time, it seems genuine and friendly, if not a little amused.] Right. No mess, no drama.
[He thinks about leaving it there, but decides to add-] ...Well, I mean, if you want to be extra sure I'm going to bang your boy and not his heart, you should know I'm super afraid of commitment.
[Oh no, that smile. He's pretty. He's really pretty. That's... could be dangerous? Could, also, be awesome.]
Ding ding ding! Give that boy a coconut. I signed up William Tsang. I'm just here to make sure you aren't as much of an ass as your gorgeous face would suggest, you know?
So no commitment - how are you with enthusiasm? Like, puppy enthusiasm. The excited, happy kind, not the pissing in your shoes kind.
William, huh? He's hoooooot. ['Hot' is drawn-out and in a sing-songy voice. He frowns at the ass part.]
That's just rude. Like judging a book by its cover. [But it's obvious he's kidding. He shakes his head, amused.] Nah, I get it. I'd do the same for my buddy.
And enthusiasm is cute. [He licks his bottom lip absently.] So, he's puppy enthusiastic, hot as hell, and wanting casual hook-ups. I'm sold.
[Appreciates William's hotness, is good to his friends, has a sense of humor. Octavia's getting a fruit basket sometime in the near future, probably. She grins, playing along, and maybe a little bit appreciating the slide of his tongue over his lip. It doesn't hurt to look.]
Hey, my Dad's an author. Sometimes the cover's misleading, sometimes it tells you exactly what you're getting. And friends don't let friend check out crappy books, right? But I'm thinking you're a stamp I want on his library card. Nice to meet you, Travis. I'm Heather.
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Date: 2015-03-21 06:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-21 07:04 am (UTC)So if I read your profile right you're just after casual hookups? No mess, no drama?
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Date: 2015-03-21 07:18 am (UTC)[He smiles, and this time, it seems genuine and friendly, if not a little amused.] Right. No mess, no drama.
[He thinks about leaving it there, but decides to add-] ...Well, I mean, if you want to be extra sure I'm going to bang your boy and not his heart, you should know I'm super afraid of commitment.
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Date: 2015-03-21 07:30 am (UTC)Ding ding ding! Give that boy a coconut. I signed up William Tsang. I'm just here to make sure you aren't as much of an ass as your gorgeous face would suggest, you know?
So no commitment - how are you with enthusiasm? Like, puppy enthusiasm. The excited, happy kind, not the pissing in your shoes kind.
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Date: 2015-03-21 07:41 am (UTC)That's just rude. Like judging a book by its cover. [But it's obvious he's kidding. He shakes his head, amused.] Nah, I get it. I'd do the same for my buddy.
And enthusiasm is cute. [He licks his bottom lip absently.] So, he's puppy enthusiastic, hot as hell, and wanting casual hook-ups. I'm sold.
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Date: 2015-03-21 07:57 am (UTC)Hey, my Dad's an author. Sometimes the cover's misleading, sometimes it tells you exactly what you're getting. And friends don't let friend check out crappy books, right? But I'm thinking you're a stamp I want on his library card. Nice to meet you, Travis. I'm Heather.
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Date: 2015-03-22 03:45 am (UTC)[Okay enough with the metaphor but he's still smiling.]
It's nice to meet you, too, Heather. I can respect a person looking out for their friend... wait, Heather? Didn't you just get married or somethin'?